December 2011
Meeting Tom Felton
Tom Felton: Hi, nice to meet you!
Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Tom Felton: *laughs*
Me: *laughs*
Tom Felton: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
Tom Felton: What?
Me: What?
Tom Felton:
Me:
Tom Felton:
Me:
Tom Felton:
Me: I asked if you could sign my.... poster.
Tom Felton: I could have sworn you just said -
Me: Poster.
Tom Felton: But -
Me: Poster.
My family when someone wakes up before anyone...
Me: Tips toes quietly through the house, trying not to make a sound.
Everyone else: Let me just stomp throughout the house, slam a bunch of doors, and bang some pots together in the kitchen, I'm sure no one will mind.
CLÍTORIS. →
Bold what you’ve done.
Graduated high school.
Kissed someone.
Smoked a cigarette. Gotten so drunk you passed out. Rode every ride at an amusement park. Gone to a rock concert. Helped someone. Gone fishing. Watched four movies in one night. Gone long periods of time without sleep. Snorted cocaine. Failed a class. Dealt drugs. Been in a car accident. Been in a tornado. Done hard drugs (i.e....
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O que faço quando tem alguma peça de roupa no chão...
maravilhanaervilha:
( ) Me abaixo e pego a peça de roupa do chão.
(xxx) Uso o pé pra jogar pra cima e agarro com a mão.
